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- Hey, guys! I'm Shibai! - I'm Ryo!
- And I'm Sase! - Sase!
- Thank you for joining us yesterday. - Thank you for having us.
- We've moved from a boring event... - Yeah.
- ...to a fun one. - Yeah.
- You guys are amazing. - Yeah.
- We started early in the morning. - Yeah, we did.
- Yeah. - I hope something good will happen.
- We wanted to do our best and make videos. - Yeah.
- But today, we're doing an experiment. - An experiment?
- Don't you like this kind of stuff? - That's why we're doing this.
It's an experiment research conference.
- What's scary about this experiment... - Yeah.
- ...is that we're not good at it. - We're not good at it.
- We don't know what's dangerous. - Yeah.
- We're not good at it. - Yeah.
- We just heard about it and thought it wasn't good. - Yeah.
- So we went around and ended the video. - Yeah.
- Hahaha! - We're not good at it.
- So what are we doing today?
- Hello, I'm Nitro Bomb. - Hello, I'm Nitro Bomb.
- I think my skin has gotten a little better than last time. - Yeah.
- A little bit. - Yeah, you're right.
- I've been told that. - Yeah, you're right.
- When it comes to acne and stuff like that, you know how they say "vitamin C"? - Yeah.
- They say you should take vitamin C properly and lose weight and stuff like that. - Yeah.
- But you know iron? - Yeah.
- Women want iron more than men, don't they? - Yeah.
- For various reasons. - Yeah.
- For justice. - Yeah.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I'm saying "for various reasons" and stuff like that. - Hahaha!
- For justice, you know? - Yeah, for justice and stuff like that.
- I know. - And you want iron, don't you?
- And that's when I thought about it. - Yeah.
- What's the best way to get iron? - That's a supplement, isn't it?
- Yeah. - You've experienced it, haven't you?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- In the meat industry era, people who were treated for anemia - Yeah.
- would drink it red. - Yeah.
- Ferrogueda dimetano. - Yeah, they'd drink it and poop black.
- Poop black. - Hahaha!
- They'd get poop black and with that supplement - Hahaha!
- hemoglobin would increase a lot. - Hahaha!
- That's a good one. - Hahaha!
- "Poop black supplement." - Yeah.
- "Poop black supplement." - I've heard of it.
- So we've called three of you this time. - Yeah.
- There are three options. - Yeah.
- The method you want us to experiment with. - It's decided, right?
- Yeah. - It's decided.
- We want you to do it. - Yeah.
- First, we want you to eat food that contains a lot of iron. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Normally, like oranges and stuff like that. - Yeah.
- Second, we want you to put water in an iron frying pan - Yeah.
- and we want you to drink that water. - Yeah.
- Oh... - That's the second option.
- What are you talking about? - Hahaha!
- You just suggested how we should drink water. - It's "iron water."
- "Iron water." - Hahaha!
- It's a water-soluble water. - Yeah.
- And lastly, we want you to lick iron. - "Iron water"?
- "Iron water" and "lick iron"? - We want you to lick an iron pipe.
- It's like "Mad Max." - Hahaha!
- To put it simply, "iron food," "iron water," "iron pipe." - Hahaha!
- When I was thinking of this joke, I was like, "iron?"
- Rather than eating a lot of stuff like that, licking iron is the fastest way to eat iron.
- I thought it would be a good way to absorb iron's moisture. - Because it's a drink, right? - That's right.
- Also, you like that kind of project, don't you? - Huh?
- I thought it would be a project like "Tokaioya". - I've been doing it with you for years now, and I think you like iron hot pot.
- Watch out for the house, man. - You're standing on your own.
- So, the staff can't eat, right? - For a few months.
- This time, I'd like you to try it for 24 hours. - Yeah.
- I don't like only licking iron pipes. - I can't respect myself like that.
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. - I'll leave this place to the staff.
- You're weak against iron. - Please watch it again next week.
- Rock-paper-scissors! - I'll do it with my teeth.
- You bastard! - I'll do it with my teeth.
- Let me explain this. - You do it, man.
- Rock-paper-scissors! - I don't know yet.
- What's good? - Iron food!
- I don't know yet. - What's good? - Iron water! - Iron water!
- Rock-paper-scissors! - So, we've decided.
- We're going to test how much iron you have in your body. - Let's do it.
- Wow! - There's a proper way to test it.
- This is weird. - I'm scared of things like this.
- I'll have you warm up your hands with hot water. - With hot water?
- Your hands will turn pink. - It's slimy.
- Will it really turn pink? - Will it really?
- I want you to say "let's go".
- Okay, it's warmed up. - Yes.
- And then, you have to disinfect it with your middle finger.
- Stop it, please. - It's clean.
- Stop it, please. - I have a clean finger now.
- And then, you can do the acupuncture treatment.
- It's like a capsule of blue and white, right? - Yes.
- You put it on your middle finger and push it.
- And then, you have to hit it.
- I'm scared of it.
- I know, I'm scared of it.
- I think you'll bleed right away.
- It's a yellow stick. - This one, right?
- If you put it where you bled, it'll suck up the blood.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- One, two...
- Huh? - What's this?
- Give me back my courage!
- It doesn't have a needle in it.
- I'll do it.
- I can't do it.
- I want you to pull it out of my neck from behind.
- That's a totally different thing.
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- Don't push it too hard.
- Like that? - Yes, suck up the blood that came out of it.
- Ouch, ouch.
- Someone cut my arm!
- We'll do it from there.
- Can I do it? - I'll do it.
- Here I go.
- Ouch!
- It's going in, it's going in, it's going in.
- It's coming out a lot.
- You don't bleed that much, do you, Shibayu?
- Does that mean I don't bleed or cry?
- Shibayu, you don't bleed. - I don't?
- You didn't bleed either when you were little.
- I'll do it.
- Set...
- Ouch.
- It doesn't fit. - Anarkezon.
- Resolution failed! - Failed!
- It's Anarkezon. - It's Anarkezon.
- I can't stop bleeding! - Do it from the beginning!
- Why did you do it from the beginning? - You said it so many times!
- Anyway, we can't do it like this. - If we don't have anything...
- What are the other two? Tell me when you're ready. - Okay.
- I'll do it personally. - You can't do it personally!
- You'll start it later.
- Day 2! - I wanted to say "ouch" after this.
- It hurts like hell.
- Let's all do it together. - Okay.
- Warm up your hands. - Let's warm up our hands.
- Until it turns pink.
- Disinfect with alcohol. - Put your middle and ring fingers out.
- Are you ready? Set...
- Ouch! - It hurts.
- Don't squeeze it. - Wow, it's coming out!
- Take it and let it suck. - Wait, Shibayu, you're bleeding too much!
- It's not coming out. - You can do it!
- I did it! - Are you ready?
- Shibayu's blood isn't coming out! - Shibayu's blood isn't coming out!
- Shibayu-kun, why?! Why?!
- It's not coming out!
- Put it in. - oops, not the middle.
- Put it in and poke it. - This is backwards.
- Ah, it's backwards. - Hold it like that.
- Hold it like that and squeeze it. - It's coming out!
- Hold it! - Don't rush it!
- It's going to stick to the floor!
- Shake it!
- It's bleeding so much.
- Press it like this!
- Oh, this is good! - It doesn't look like much, but is it okay?
- Uh...
Bye bye!
Shall we decide who's in charge of it?
Rock, paper, scissors!
The one who licks the iron and the one who drinks hot iron water will cook.
Oh, it's me.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
No, no, no.
Why do you always win?
Choose one.
Okay.
Pan.
Oh!
Huh?
I'm not confident in cooking.
I feel a little responsible.
Your comments are also a little selfish.
It's okay.
It's not okay!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Sigh...
You lose, you lick it.
That's too much.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Ah!
Oh...
Cooking with iron!
Oh...
It's decided!
Let's go home.
It's decided.
What's up?
Didn't we decide last time?
I feel like we've decided.
No, but...
It's decided now, so...
Well, anything is fine.
Hahaha!
If we don't succeed properly 24 hours later...
It's not good.
You fixed it all, didn't you?
I'll send you a text tomorrow.
If you say you couldn't solve even one of them...
We'll start over from scratch.
Iron...
Hot...
Iron...
I want to see it.
It's heavy!
Wow!
Because it's iron...
Awesome!
Wow!
It's an iron pipe!
Huh? Is this brass?
Is brass iron?
Isn't this stainless steel?
Isn't it iron?
Ah, that's not it.
Then, you know...
There's definitely an outside and an inside.
This is...
Is the outside iron or is the inside iron?
Which one?
Outside or inside?
Both, I think.
This is made of iron.
But, you know...
No, I'm trying to lick my frame.
No, this is...
You can lick this one.
But, you know...
Oh, really?
I didn't think it would be this long.
You can only take 18 minutes on a date.
One more minute.
You have to lick it in one minute.
This is also iron.
You can do that, too.
Then...
I'll do it with this one.
I've been doing this for a long time.
The lighter one is better.
Which one is better?
Is this coated?
No, this and this...
If you cook it as it is...
You can take out the iron.
So you have to do it properly.
There's no coating.
But, you know...
Iron pots...
Before they rust...
Before they sell...
They put sunflower oil on it...
And fry it.
If you want more water...
If you cook it as it is...
You can do it.
But, if you cook it as it is...
You can't do it.
So you have to peel it off...
And take out the iron.
Or you can't do it.
Let's do it like this.
We don't have much time.
Five more seconds.
Stop talking and start!
What?
I'm Tetsuya.
I can't lose this time because I'm in charge of ironware cooking.
I've been making it all by myself.
I looked it up on YouTube this time.
Mr. An made a revanier.
I'm going to recreate it completely.
Please see how I make it.
I'm going to use my dad and metal cooking.
Ready!
I did it!
It took me a lot of time!
The question is, is it good or not?
It's good!
It's already 11 o'clock in the evening.
I have two videos to prepare for tomorrow.
If I'm late, I'll collapse.
I'll eat this and get ready and go to bed.
It was a team that cooked normally.
Metal part collection life.
Well, it's only one day.
This frying pan may be coated.
I will raise a frying pan.
It doesn't change much from the beginning.
Maybe it's not coated.
I'm going to put oil on it.
It's like this now.
I thought about it, but if you put oil on it, you can't lick it anymore, can you?
Well, I'll lick the outside.
It's been about five minutes since then.
I got rough heat.
I looked up a lot of things.
Apparently, you don't have to heat it up and remove the film.
It seems like you just have to let the oil blend in like this.
That's why it was right in this way.
But I can't lick the oil now.
I'll lick this back.
I'll eat it.
No, it tastes like iron.
No, it's iron anyway.
It's like this.
Well, if I have time, I'd like to lick it again.
I put priority on the iron frying pan.
I'll eat it.
It's boiling with iron.
I'm sure there's iron in it.
I think you're serious about it.
No, but I have no choice but to go ahead.
If you think your brain is made of iron,
it may turn into iron later.
I'll eat it.
It's hot!
Iron is hot oil.
Iron should be drunk while it's hot.
I'll drink it.
Oh, but it feels like iron is melting.
Don't you think so?
I'm going to drink it like this
I'm thirsty in the morning
My breakfast
Would you like me to show you my frying pan?
Yes
No, no
It's lucky water
You can't drink this, can you?
So this is what happens if you leave it for a night
I feel like it's bad because it's just boiled
It's not ordinary water
I'll check it out
About two hours later
I'll do my best
24 hours have passed
I'm not confident in my VTR
I was licking it like this
I thought I was playing a little in the morning
What's this?
It's rust
It rusts so quickly
It's different
It's not good
Look
It's like...
Oh, um...
It's not safe at all this time
So please don't do this at home
And we'll check it again
It looks like it's getting better
I don't know
I just haven't eaten yet
We can't eat food in the first place
Yes
It's been a few hours
Shall we check it?
Checking
Let's do it when we can
Ouch!
It's worse than yesterday
It's worse
It's like...
Is it a coin?
It's getting more and more
I think it's worse than yesterday
It's early today
It's early
It's early today
How is it?
It's only about half
So...
We got the blood after the blood test
We'll announce the results after that
I hope everything goes well
If we fail the test, we'll be in trouble
Let's wait
Yes
We'll announce the results!
[Applause]
We'll send you the blood before and after the test, and we'll announce the results...
What are you gonna do with the results?
First of all, I'd like to show you the blood before and after the test.
Okay, first of all, Tetsuya-san.
My number is...
- 229. - Oh, then you have a little more than that, Tetsuya-kun.
My normal value is 54 to 200, but it's 229, so it's a little more.
- I'm sorry, but I'll show you the results in order, Tetsuya-san. - Oh, me too?
- Yes, yes, here it is. - Ta-da!
- Wow! - The results... Huh?
- My number! - Yeah?
- 736! - Wow!
- It's a double score! - That's amazing!
229 to 736 means...
- 507! - It's up!
- Wow! - Isn't it amazing?
- You're a robot! - So, Yamada-senpai, before we do the test...
- Yes? - Here it is.
- My number is 226. - Huh? That's high!
- And here are the results of the test.
- Huh? There's no result.
- It can't be tested. - Huh?
- Yeah, it can't be tested. - Why? Huh? What do you mean?
- Well, I... - You said it wasn't good?
- Huh?! You said it?! Huh?! Huh?! - All I know is the original test result.
- All I know is that you licked it! - Huh? That's gross.
- Nice point. You licked it. - You did it.
- Let's do it one more time. - Yeah, let's do it.
- Before we do the test... - Here it is.
- You did it! - The test is over.
- You did it! - You did it!
- What are you doing?! - The first time, I was a little worried.
- The second time, you did it. - The second time, I felt like I was struggling too.
- I'm really upset about this.
- It's different from the food where you can get iron out of it.
- Then what about it?! - Yeah!
- I'm really worried about it too. - I'm really worried about it!
- Yeah, so... what should we do about it?
- You're really going to destroy our channel like this?!
- I'm really upset about it! - You're going to end up like this?!
- You don't have to do it anymore, right? - I ate it!
- The data came out! - No.
- It's not "no"! It's not "no"! - You're licking it too.
- Just say it! - What is this?! Why?!
- Doing it ourselves might be a mistake in the first place.
- Just take me to the hospital. - You can go to the hospital and do it.
- First of all, I didn't think it would be easier to go to the hospital. - Let's go to the hospital.
- You two go to the hospital, wash your face, and start your 24-hour life as it is, and then go back to the hospital in 24 hours.
- Shit!
- Lick me.
- This is healing.
- Cough. - Cough.
Thank you for waiting.
- I went to the hospital where you were hospitalized. - Yeah.
- I saw you in the room. - Did you take a picture?
- I only took a picture. - You only took a picture?
- Didn't you take a video? - In spite of such a thing, I finally got the final result.
- It went up from 229 to 736 last time. - Come on. - Come on.
- First of all, before the test. - Before the test, Shiba. - Yes.
- 140. - Oh, it's well within the standard of 54 to 200.
- This is probably 159. - This is acceptable. - This is acceptable. - It's within the standard value.
- This has gone up about 500, so how about that? - Then, Shiba Inu.
- I drank quite a bit. - Here it is.
- Jan! - What?
- 94. - What?
- It went down from 140 to 94. - What?
- Then, wait a minute. Shiba Inu drank and went down, right? This has definitely gone down, right?
- No, Shiba Inu is returning water, so he ran away. - Or maybe he was scolding.
- His spine was destroyed. - Here is the final result. - How about that?
- 121.
- What is this? What is this?
- I didn't collect food, so it just went down.
- I didn't receive much reward. - It didn't matter.
- This time, the three of you did the verification that I really wanted you to do.
- Sensually, I thought it would be better to collect more iron ore directly.
- Everyone had a little hope. - Or maybe it wasn't the result you expected.
- Thank you for going along with my selfishness this time. - Not at all.
- Didn't you solve it? - Yes. - One of the troubles in this world has disappeared.
- You guys are kind.
- Compared to Shibukawa-san, it's not a problem. - It's not a problem. Can I say it was fun?
- Everyone, thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you very much.
- Are you going there too?